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        1) A liar will be believed even when he speaks the untruth.

        2) One carefully planted untruth can uproot a thousand well-known and accepted truths.

        3) Never to tell the truth is to have no lock to your door; you are never wholly alone particularly in a Coalition for Collusion and Collusion for Coalition UPA government.

        4) Lying has a kind of respect and reverence that goes with it. We pay a Congress Minister the compliment of acknowledging superiority whenever we lie to him.

        5) Without carefully contrived - secular lies, Congress would perish of despair and boredom.

        6) The most honourable liars are those who keep their 'secular' balance without sliding into the pit of 'communal' truth.

        7) The best Congress liar is he who makes the smallest amount of lying go the longest way.

        8) Political sin has many tools, but a Congress lie is a handle which fits them all.

        9) Detest all lies except lies in public or printed lies.

        10) Constant Sonia repetition through collusion can secularly transform a blatant lie into a blessed truth.

        11) A cat has 9 lives; a Congress lie ten and a Sonia lie is infinity.

        12) A consummate Congress liar should go to the end of the world to carefully avoid a good memory.

        13) A liar goes in fine clothes, A liar goes in rags.

        A Congressman is a liar, clothes or no clothes

        14) Lie exists. Only truths are invented.

        15) If a man is not habitually untruthful, his very truths will be false to him and betray him.

        16) Truths are the religion of slaves and communal gods. Blatant lie is the God of the Sonia-servile Congressman.

        17) Reasoned falsehood will often be more powerful than irrationally held truths.

        18) A truth is not hard to kill and a lie told well is immortal.

        19) Lying to ourselves is more deeply ingrained than lying to others.

        20) We lie loudest when we lie to ourselves.

        21) With 'secular' tools of falsehood, duplicity and contradiction we as dedicated Congressmen both conceal and disguise ourselves from ourselves as per our High Command.

        22) No power on earth can deceive us so along as we are committed to the noble task of deceiving ourselves.